Thursday, October 7, 2010

Craig Morgan, "Still a Little Chicken Left On That Bone"

I just threw up... and not just a little bit in my mouth.

I am not even going to dignify this turd-pile with an elaborate appraisal of lyrics, vocals, and production.  This song flirts with the idea of having some sort of point, but goes about it entirely the wrong way with lines that do not even resemble actual thoughts.  This is a terrible song, and all who listen will be dumber for having done so.  The lyrics are stupid.  The production is loud and obnoxious, and all Craig does is shout at us.

It is songs like this that make people thumb their noses at country music.  A big sarcastic thank-you to Craig for dealing yet another blow to this genre's respectability.  I may or may not pour out my Coca-Cola, but this song is one that I am definitely throwing out.

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